Thursday, June 18, 2009
Southbound Pachyderm
Shamelessly lifted off the Falcon Motorcycles blog.
Systematic domestication and rearing of pachyderms is not an easy task. On average, it takes around three months to school a wild elephant and for them to learn the essential 6 commands: sit, stand, walk, stop, turn and carry a 500lb BSA motorcycle on your back...
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Holy shit.
Best part about the elephant... no Lucas electrics.
And the drawback to elephants... they don't just "leak" oil. I suspect cleaning up after my Trump when it "marks it's territory" wouldn't seem like much of a problem after a couple of days with an elephant.
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