Shamelessly lifted off the Falcon Motorcycles blog.
Systematic domestication and rearing of pachyderms is not an easy task. On average, it takes around three months to school a wild elephant and for them to learn the essential 6 commands: sit, stand, walk, stop, turn and carry a 500lb BSA motorcycle on your back...
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Holy shit.
Best part about the elephant... no Lucas electrics.
And the drawback to elephants... they don't just "leak" oil. I suspect cleaning up after my Trump when it "marks it's territory" wouldn't seem like much of a problem after a couple of days with an elephant.
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